I saw you standing there.

I saw you.

I wasn't here.

I saw you.

Given theory of the ridiculousness, what you saw was a mere illusion, yes sir a mere  illusion. You stuff your belly with so much jellybeans.

I was eating bacon,egg and cheese sandwich.

BACON!!!

yes

OH!!!

Is there some sort of issue here?

The only issue is your own magnitude of energy, I suggest following something palpable, matter will not remain within  solid form. Ultimately it will grow and die. 

Yes I believe thats true. 

OF COURSE IT IS