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this poem is a mixture of a recipe from the 50s and human embalming instructions.

Celestial Ham Satellites

Cut each ham slice into 6 wedge shaped pieces. 

Undress the body and place it on an embalming table.

On each of twelve 6-inch skewers thread a sausage link and one ham wedge.

Shave and set the facial features.

Drain Crab apples.Raise the carotid, femoral or brachial artery. 

Cook stirring occasionally.

Inject the embalming fluid into the artery and drain from the corresponding veins.

Place bacon on rack in pan.

Puncture and aspirate all of the major organs in the torso by using a trocar. 

Remove bacon to absorbent paper and immediately wrap 1 slice of bacon around each of 12 crab apples.

Wash the body.

Thread on skewers so as to secure ends of bacon.

Seal the incisions by stitching and applying liquid adhesive to the area. 

Brush ham wedges with syrup and place on pizza or jelly roll pans.

Dress the body in preparation for viewing. Brush ham with syrup before serving.