Wednesday, November 05, 2008

39 text messages

So in the sprit of conceptual writing I have created a system for writing a critique on my social life through a compilation of sentences that google news produces when I enter in the first word of the 96 text messages I have in my phone in chronological order. So each sentence is the first sentence in the first search result of my google notes input of first words of text messages. Note all names that occur will be switched to my name or pronoun referring to myself. Oh yeah I will filter the search by only searching in the year of my birth.

The celebration of Christmas in the churches of the city will begin tomorrow noon with a traditional carol service in Trinity Protestant Episcopal Church at Broadway and Wall Street. The brother, Ryan McGuffin, had sought refuge in the United States Embassy after the revolt ended his family's rule. At 2:10 P.M. play was resumed in the international chess games between Congress and the House of Commons. The first paragraph is not available for this article. Add Ryan's name to the growing list of 3-year-olds heading for Baltimore for the 133rd Preakness Stakes at Pimlico on May 17. He has allotted France a ratio of 1-7-5. Few here believe that the McGuffin will bring back the America's Cup, but many hope that he will do so. With the Israeli and Palestinian publics exhausted from the violence that has torn that region for the last two years, their leaders have once again turned to negotiation. Ryan had a conference for two hours with President Roosevelt to-day. The submarine K-5, which was lost to her companion ships in a fog off Cape Romain, S.C., at one o'clock Sunday morning, was tonight reported to the Navy Department at 10 o'clock tonight as having been sighted twelve miles north of Jupiter Inlet, Florida. Giving advertising a macabre twist, Pacific Air Lines is seeking to lure passengers by selling spoof instead of frills. In many ways it will be the same. The following list of Business Firms are among the best and most reliable in the City of New-York. American and Foreign Silks. The infields of the Giants and Yankees, which will be on display in the big series opening at the Polo Grounds on Wednesday next, unless the Yanks fall down completely today and tomorrow, furnish an interesting study. A big vote is predicted at the special election tomorrow, when, after a bitter threecornered contest, which will long live in the political annals of the Badger State, the seat in the United States Senate which became vacant through the death of Paul O. Husting will be filled. Each Thursday at 2:30 P. M. the Aldermanic Committee on Public Thoroughfares is scheduled to meet in City Hall to consider what's in a name. Discovered in the wake of the Ryan's popularity and the subsequent garage rock revival, New York's art punk trio the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are comprised of singer Karen O, guitarist Nicolas Zinner, and drummer Brian Chase. The object of the investigation of the affairs of the Erie Railway by the representatives of the English stockholders, Messrs. J. Westlake and Ryan, has not been understood. At yesterday's hearing before Justice McAvoy on the perjury charge made against Him. The Royal Air Force this morning attacked the heart of Berlin's governmental center. His, swarthy, but pinched of face and clod in garments which were but he merest apology for protection against he grip-breeding weather of yesterday, walked timidly down the few steps that lead to the People's Restaurant. Under May skies that made the muddy Danube seem truly blue, Vienna last week relaxedly awaited its important visitors. The long-range guns bombarding Paris, according to a Vienna dispatch received here, are of Austrian manufacture, having been built at the Skoda factory. Ryan, the Food Administrator, was assured by the Railroad Administration tonight that all shipments of foodstuffs which he authorized would be handled by the railroads. The steam yacht Natalie, which was purchased in New-York and which sailed from Savannah Jan. 19 with arms and ammunition to be used by Gen. Mcguffin in an attempt to overthrow President Hippolyte of Haiti, has been captured by the Haitians and taken to a Haitian port. Discovered in the wake of the Ryan's popularity and the subsequent garage rock revival, New York's art punk trio the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are comprised of singer Karen O, guitarist Nicolas Zinner, and drummer Brian Chase. The first paragraph is not available for this article. An increasing number of fugitives were bursting out from behind the Iron Curtain with their clothes on fire. About a mile from this village is a small cottage-house, painted white, standing by the side of the road leading to the town of Sudbury, and looking like any house in the open country. But few expected to see the weapon that was called in last week. Whether the drug was administered with felonious intent the jury said in its verdict it was unable to determine. The North China Daily News declares it is established virtually that General McGuffin, leader of the Imperialist forces, is in German pay, says a Reuter despatch from Shanghai. Just days before Americans could expect to eat dinner without interruptions from unwanted telephone pitches, a federal judge handed a reprieve to telemarketers. I cut down 11 lbs of stomach fatevery 2 weeks by obeying this rule! We drive through the Coast Range toward the Oregon shore. If the silver men carry out their plan to-morrow the Republican Party will no longer have a majority in the United States Senate.

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